a while back a friend had commented on this site's dire need for an update. duh.  he also suggested that leaving my website untouched since turning thirty lent the impression that i had been irreparably damaged by the experience.* as if a birthday could ever be so traumatic!

it should not go unmentioned that this same friend also found my induction into the thirtysomething set quite amusing.  obviously someone thinks it's a big deal.  so, let's make a deal, shall we?

well...?  how does it feel?  any inner conflicts yet?  midday urges to go play in the park?  or have you already contemplated giving up pop tarts in favor of bran muffins?  whatever happens, you'll come around full circle some time.  and back again.  till you get dizzy and fall down. 

get the picture?

personally, i've started sneaking pixie stix into my briefcase and attending staff meetings with a sugar rush.  but that's just me.  you can do your own thing.

according to andy warhol, "everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes."  considering the lapse between updates around here, it can last just a little bit longer.  how's this instead: